rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help