bitterxbitch:

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids